we wake up. take dogs for a walk. make pancakes and bacon and fruit salad. lay around watching law and order: svu. go to the gym. take dogs to dog park. take shower. go to bar and have a drink before movie. meet gang in sherman oaks to see “up”. come home. take dogs out. lay back on couch and play with dogs. head to bed after midnight. what a lovely saturday.
When you are over an hour and ten minutes late to your appointment and I say to you, “oh, I was just about to leave…” Do not, I repeat, Do not get upset with me and in return say, “Well, if this doesn’t work this time- I’m not coming back!”…
guess what bitch- DON’T COME BACK. WE DON’T WANT YOU, OR YOUR LATE ASS!
Me: Sleep Lab, how can I help you?
caller: Hi, my husband is trying cpap at home for the first night tonight and he is having trouble falling asleep at his pressure…
Me: ok, it does take some time to adjust…
caller: yes, but his pressure is set at 13 and he feels like he isn’t getting enough air…
Me: sometimes new patients do have a difficult time falling asleep at first, but he will adjust…
caller: yeah, that’s not working for him… he can’t adjust, he can’t fall asleep, THIS ISN’T WORKING FOR HIM! oh, hold on… (in background… yes, honey…) oh, is this Jade?
Caller: (cutting me off, Screaming) OHhhhhh… Jade… My husband just raved about you, thank you for taking such great care of him… so you are saying he’ll adjust… ok, i’ll make him do it. Thank you so much. Have a great night.
(click, phone dead)
Me: um… ok
and yeah, I guess I’m saying HE’LL ADJUST!
Things I really enjoy: -Traveling, Discovering New Places -Kids -Meeting New People -Acting -Theatre -Design -Fashion -Dance So, how can I put all those things together and create the perfect job for me…?! I don’t know yet, but I’m trying my hardest to figure this out.
i’ve become addicted… to tumblr. it’s sick, really. I have this friend, we’ll call him “gentleman”, and he was addicted and all his friends(me included) kept telling him, “go get some real friends”… “stop online stalking people”… “get off your iphone”.
Well, I’ve become that. And my boyfriend has too. And since we work at night, there are only several hours of updating from other people before all my east coast follows are sleeping and then all my west coast follows are sleeping. It’s sad. I hate when you don’t update often, cause I want to know what is going on where ever you are… ugh- I hate gentleman… because of him all my friends (me included) are addicted to tumblr!
dear gentleman- I don’t really hate you. you know I love you.